He'll Touch Your Penis

I have never actually watched an episode of The Daily Show. All I've ever seen are clips like the one below. If I didn't have such a disdain for television, I'd probably have to give Jon Stewart a tivo here and there.

"If you voted for Obama," said Stewart, "this man will not touch your penis. But if you voted for McCain, he'll touch your penis."

A doctor is actually turning people away that voted for Obama, and a comedian with a fake news program does a better job of nailing the issue than any mainstream media network around. Now I know why I don't watch teevee.

*Editor's note: Stupid clip quit working. You can view the full episode here.