Repubs Now Expect All Wars to be Clear and Concise

Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) sent President Obama a letter on Wednesday asking him to clearly define the mission and set benchmarks for success.

This is just hilarious. Now that George Bush isn't leading our Glorious War, Republicans want clarity from the White House. There has never been a war so unnecessary or sorely lacking objectives with a nonexistent exit strategy as Bush's blunder into Iraq.  All that is to be forgotten, however.  It's all ancient history.

The president should write back and tell him whatever military action he is referring to is but a figment of his imagination.  And then close by asking him how he likes that tanning bed tax.