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When asked about Big Dick Cheney's performance over the weekend on CNN, Gibbs responded, "Well, I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy," Gibbs said, prompting of the reporters to laugh out loud. "So they trotted out their next-most popular member of the Republican cabal."

Taking economic advice from Dick Cheney?-- "I think not taking economic advice from Dick Cheney would be maybe the best possible outcome of yesterday's interview."

National security advice from draft-dodging Dick Cheney?-- "For seven-plus years, the very perpetrators that the Vice President said he's concerned about weren't brought to justice."