Repub Walk With God Is Solid As Ever

Walking With God can be a difficult task. Sometimes the little stroll can get bumpy. For instance, your friend and co-worker, who also Walks With God, wants to end his affair with his buddy's wife but he knows doing it will prompt his mistress to go public. So what do you do? Exactly what any good Republican U.S. Senator would do, you urge him to pay his girly friend millions to shut her up. Then you tell the press that you aren't going to discuss it because in the course of your Walk With God, you merely acted in good faith as a medical doctor and a Deacon. So your friend has his parents pay off his romp sessions. All very clever and Godly if you ask me.