Repubs to Reaffirm God

Because, in the words of Republican Rep Steven King of Iowa, the "people who revert to the hard-core left" this nation has turned its back on God.  To make God happy again, Republicans want to reaffirm the national motto In God We Trust.

We all know who Republicans believe the hardcore left to be. Rep. Steven King thinks President Obama reverts to the hardcore left. He thinks Nancy Pelosi does as well; and really anyone who is a Democrat.  King also doesn't believe President Obama has a birth certificate, which would mean he thinks the one in Hawaii is a fake.

King said he believes the forming of America was delivered by the hand of God. "I believe the Founding Fathers were moved around like men on a chessboard put in place at that time so the world could have America."  Men on a chessboard of course.  No women, just white men exactly like Steve King.

King didn't mention that these men being moved around a chessboard by God's hand were either slave owners, very wealthy elitists, not even born in America or all of the above.  That the guy who actually wrote the Bill of Rights argued against ratification of the Constitution.  Or that the Constitution itself was so imperfect that it's had to be corrected 27 times because it left out obvious things like women's rights, blacks not being slaves, term limits for presidents and so on.

Thankfully we have the GOP to rewrite American history and remind us how ignorant we are.