Weiner Said He Lied About His Wiener

A lot of guys lie about their wiener. Obviously Anthony Weiner likes to do it while the whole country is listening.

Beside the fact he's married, which is his own personal problem not mine or America's, but who uses Twitter to pick up chicks? And in case you haven't seen it, who would be proud of this wiener? That's really not something you should be proud to take pictures of and send to women.  Maybe if you had something that took both hands it could be understandable, or at least distinguishable.  Not this one though.