Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Whatever You Do, Don't Say Vagina

While teaching human anatomy in a 10th grade biology class in Idaho, the teacher is under investigation for referring to the female reproductive organ as vagina.

From Raw Story:
According to students who have set up a Facebook page to “SAVE THE SCIENCE TEACHER!!” certain parents may have had a political agenda in going after McDaniel. Sixty-six percent of church goers in Lincoln County, where Dietrich is located, are affiliated with the Mormon LDS Church, according to 2002 Glenmary Research Center data.
The Fold Blog would also like to point out that the Republican candidate, Willard Mittens Romney, easily won the Idaho county where the high school is located with almost 70% of the vote.  Is there not a sane one amongst them?

They Wouldn't Be Republican Without Their Conspiracies

To the right wing lunatics, Gen. Petraeus is a true American hero of the highest order.  He saved George Bush's butt in Iraq.  He even answered the call from Obama to save Afghanistan.  They've been stroking off to this guy for quite some time.  So the only way they can compute in their tiny minds his sudden fall from grace is Obama set him up to-- of course-- discredit the military.

Wank Out Against Santorum

It's a sin not to
Rick Santorum is one of the biggest sleazeball politicians of our time.  He thinks of himself as a moral values crusader sent by Jesus to save America from liberals, terrorists, non-believers and anything else he perceives to be immoral.  He is the reincarnation of the Puritans burning witches.  The southern religious zealots using the Bible to justify slavery.  The self-appointed moral authority that gave America prohibition.  The McCarthies spreading fear to increase power.  He is all the stains of our past wrapped into a 2012 modern-day Republican candidate for president.

He believes contraception should be illegal because it's a sin.  He believes the economic crisis that began in 2007 was a result of America's "huge moral failings."  He also believes pornography should be the number one priority for a president and promised if elected president he would wage a vigorous war against it and claimed that President Obama favors porn over children.  He is a sleazeball of the highest degree.

And now the porn industry is fighting back.  This might be the first protest I actually join.

Public Education Republicans Support

Utah is about to make abstinence-only sex education the only legal form of sex education in the entire state.  The bill would outlaw teaching sex education in public schools that doesn't teach the only method is abstinence.

Normally Republicans rally against public education saying it's unconstitutional or that it's just another form of Big Government.  If Democrats passed a bill that said all forms of sex education must be taught in public schools, Republicans would whine and cry about Big Government Democrats wanting to enforce liberal conspiracies on our children.  But when Republicans use the very same government, the very same legislative means, the very same democratic process to force their perceived morality onto the public it's okay.  In fact there's no complaints at all about Big Government or tyrannical takeovers when Republicans do it.  And that's simply because Republicans don't believe what they do as being anything but God's Will of small government, liberty-loving Americanism.

Finally Getting to the Issues

C-SPAN caller asks if Mittens has a big penis.  Now we're talking issues.  The Fold Blog loves it!


My guess is moderate to big.  Nothing huge.  But only slightly bigger than average.  He is in his 60s now so I bet his prime penis days are behind him.  He's not within 3 inches of Obama though.

TSA Agent Suspended

Freaky vibrator girl, Jill Filipovic, who had her luggage ransacked by a note-leaving TSA agent telling her to "get her freak on" has learned the agent involved has been suspended.

As sad as it is, Jill is right.  She will probably forever be remembered as the masturbating feminist who brings her sex toys on trips.  Lord knows I probably won't let her live it down.  But does the fact that she's an attractive woman distract us from the real issue of the day: personal privacy in the age of 9/11?  Only if we let it.

Here's the part that's going to get lost in all this.  Let's say Jill looked like Kathryn Jean Lopez. Ugh, that would suck for her I know.  But just assume for conversation that she resembled Republican "intellectuals" like Lopez.  Would this story have gained any traction in the MSM whatsoever?  Not a chance.  Why?  Because no one wants to picture Kathryn Jean Lopez with a vibrator .  And that's the issue, or double standard, feminism has striven for over a century now to overcome. Sure feminism involves treating women as equal to men, no doubt about that. But it also includes treating women as equals too.  So there ya go.  The whole thing is still an equality debate even if all we want to do is focus on the hot girl with a vibrator.

*Update:

Sorry guys but I took the Lopez picture down that was originally published with this article. Can't do it.  If you must see it, for the sake of comparison, click here.

TSA Gets Real Freaky, Okay Scary Freaky

Jill Filipovic who blogs at the famous Feministe, and who is totally hot and I don't mind saying that, had quite the story to tell when she landed in Norway Dublin.


Luckily, they let her have her vibrator back.  Honestly, I think I'm more offended a girl this hot even needs a vibrator.


*Update:

 On second thought, hot girls with vibrators don't offend me at all.

Whore in the Bedroom

For once I agree with a Republican.

New Jersey state senate candidate Phil Mitsch on his twatter page: "Women, you increase your odds of keeping your men by being faithful, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom."

What's wrong with that?  Well, for one.  It's 2011.


Way to Make Yourself Too Important

Embattled sex crime subject, David Wu of Oregon (D-OR) says he will resign from Congress but not until after a vote on the debt ceiling and its resolution.

Why Internet Was Invented

Since on I'm on my 5th day of having trouble getting into my account, this is obviously the only thing Google intended their services for.  Not that we're complaining...


(H/T Our buddy FitsNews)

Stone House Made of Glass

Let me preface this by saying I think Anthony Weiner should resign. He violated the public's trust. I believe any time you are an elected official and you violate the public's trust you should resign your office.

That's my own personal feeling on the matter. He's not as important as he thinks he is and he's not as smart as he apparently still thinks he is. His job will survive without him in office. He's just no that needed.

To hear other members of congress calling for his resignation is a totally different matter, however. Weiner, to my knowledge, didn't break any laws. Sure he was screwing around on his wife in some sort of weird non-tangible way.  But he didn't do anything illegal.  Other members, like Eric Cantor, calling for his ouster are laughable and better off to leave him alone.  After all, Cantor's very own party has a known prostitute frequenter, David Vitter, as well as a known extortionist in Tom Coburn when he helped negotiate Sen. John Ensign's mistress's payoff.  If you can run on the same ticket with those guys, you can certainly tolerate a guy that likes to take pictures of his penis.

Weiner Said He Lied About His Wiener

A lot of guys lie about their wiener. Obviously Anthony Weiner likes to do it while the whole country is listening.

Beside the fact he's married, which is his own personal problem not mine or America's, but who uses Twitter to pick up chicks? And in case you haven't seen it, who would be proud of this wiener? That's really not something you should be proud to take pictures of and send to women.  Maybe if you had something that took both hands it could be understandable, or at least distinguishable.  Not this one though.

Weiner's Wiener

Anthony Weiner can't say for certain if the wiener posted on his Twitter page was his actual wiener or not.

Here's the pic in case anyone hasn't seen it yet.


First off, not sure if posting this results in some kind of softcore porn. Oh well. The Google bots will just have to go crazy I suppose.

What I can say is I'm not really certain if that's not a picture of my wiener even.  I do have grey boxer briefs and it looks like a ribbed A-shirt (wife beater) which I've been known to wear too.  Nah nothing's hanging out of the bottom of the boxer briefs so I'm certain it's not mine.

Honoring Blogger

To honor Blogger's uselessness, I'm going to resort to only posting items for which the internet was invented.

This should get us through the day boys

Single Women That Like to Have Sex Shouldn't Be Allowed to Teach School

I'm just saying...

Alvin Greene Needs a Made Coach

I think one of the weirder elements to come out of the Alvin Greene story in South Carolina is not the fact he won. I'm not really all that amazed by his victory. Here in Illinois we had two very unknown candidates win the Republican Lt. Governor's nomination and the Democratic, Jason Plummer and Scott Cohen respectively. Cohen later removed himself as the Dem nominee but his victory coincides with what has been happening all over the country-- anti-incumbent sentiment eager for a fresh face.  We also had Tea Bagging Cougar Teri Newman win the Republican Primary in IL-12 and she doesn't even live in the district.  Those are just my local stories but there are many more nationwide.

So Greene wins.  Strange things happen, especially in South Carolina.  What interests The Fold Blog about the story is Greene's supposed felony charge he's also facing.  According to "the victim," Camille McCoy, a University of South Carolina student, Greene showed her an image of "woman-on-man porn, pretty much sex I guess," in a university computer lab.  Greene then made the comment that they should go to her room, apparently to reenact the image on the screen.  That's a felony?????

A bad, horrible pick up line yes, but a felony?  The guy obviously has no game and could use one of those MTV Made Coaches to help him land a woman.  But showing an adult a picture of two other adults having sex is a common occurrence this day and age.  It also goes without saying, if you can't get laid in South Carolina, you probably haven't met Nikki Haley yet.  Yeah I couldn't help myself on that one.

Nikki Haley Is Like a Rock Star!

Breaking News Out of South Carolina...Nikki Haley's dick gets hard too!!!


*Update:

The problem I'm having with all of this is Nikki obviously has a revulsion toward Democratic men. Why is she only boning Republicans?

Chicago GOP Blog Takes Hits for Posting Boobs

A Chicago GOP site is catching some flack for a post that contained a picture of a topless woman. The Fold Blog is all for pushing the limits and would love to see the GOP lighten up on its moral superiority, but blaming Democrats and/or liberals for the mad rush of national chatter about the post is laughable.  When someone claims to belong to a party that pushes "moral values" like the GOP does and actually covered up the exposed areas of the Greek statue behind John Ashcroft, it's not the Democrats' fault just because they pointed out the hypocrisy on a Republican blog.  There would not be anything to point out if the GOP didn't pride itself with a chastity belt.

Maybe the person in charge of the site also wishes the GOP would quit with its family values mantra.  Or maybe the site operator just likes to stir the pot some.  I have no clue about the site or the person operating it.  I just happen to think it's all too common for Republicans to blame others for their very own party's behavior.  That and in the follow up post the Chicago Republican calls infamous Chicago blogger Rich Miller a Democrat, which is also laughable.  I know Rich Miller and his brother Devon.  Rich is no Democrat.  He just happens to occasionally disagree with Republicans and that's enough for the Chicago GOPer to label him a member of the enemy camp.

Did He Really Say That, South Carolina Edition

Did South Carolina's Lt. Gov. really compare people on government assistance to stray animals?
"My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better," Bauer said.
I think that's all fine and dandy. Think what you will about people living off the government. It's rare anymore that we see elected officials being so candid about how they really feel. It's also rare that we see elected officials being so candid while not hiding behind party gatherings. This was said in public with plenty of reporters and non-Republicans present. I guess he thought he was at another Tea Bagger protest but he wasn't.

Taking this for what it is, let's consider for a split second that the Governor of South Carolina has been for years using tax payer money to cheat on his wife and have unbridled, passionate sex (at least that's what he tells us it was) with a woman in Argentina amongst others. It's like Bauer says, if you provide the means then you facilitate the problem. All things being equal, there is no difference between someone using tax payer money to fly around the world to bone women or someone who uses it to buy lunch. Yet I've always been told there is no such thing as a free lunch even if she's hot.

*Update:

Usually an apology is at its most sincere when you don't do the same thing again. Andre Bauer's "not highly educated" grandmother obviously didn't teach him that. It's obvious because Bauer tried to apologize for comparing poor people to animals and then, in the same breath, did it again.
'"There's no way that I was trying to tie animals to people, but what I was trying to talk about is the dependency culture, and just like when you feed an animal, you create a dependency,'" he said."
That's the same thing you idiot. You just said you didn't mean to compare people to animals and then compared them to animals a second time.

So Bauer tried it again with CNN and still could not quit comparing people to animals.
"If you have a cat, if you take it in your house and feed it and love it, what happens when you go out of town?" he asked, adding that he is "not against animals."
This dude lacks a chromosome.

When Repubs Attack



And he just might take Ted Kennedy's seat? Wow!

What if what Brown says is true. Who really cares? Does it matter if Obama's parents were married, had a one night stand or used artificial insemination? The last thing Republicans are qualified to do is question other people's family values. They are awash in sin. Besides, It's not as if any of us can help what our parents did before or while we were born. What Brown is saying is of course a complete lie. It's just the other half of the birther faction found nestling in the Republican Party. Whatever they can do to avoid reality and portray themselves as morally perfect; there's no lie they wont' tell.

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