How Santorum Will Lead America

I think it's safe to say Rick Santorum is this week's "Not Romney."  And with that, even though I know he's going to fizzle out just like all the other "Not Romney's," it's worth looking at how extreme the Republican Party has become with a quick sampling of Santorum's policies he would like to see levied in America.

  1. Make contraception illegal.  Birth control is evil.  Regulating sex lives is the new Freedom cry.  Trust me, it will just make us all Freer if we do it.
  2. Iraq war was justified because we found the WMD!
  3. Amend the Constitution to make all abortions illegal, including in cases of rape and incest.
  4. Amend the Constitution to make marriage only between men and women.  Abolish all currently legal same sex marriages and civil unions.
  5. Reinstate Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
  6. Welfare should be severely limited.  Not corporate welfare.  Just welfare to poor people.  Rich people that get federal funds make all of us Freer!!
  7. No separation of church and state.  God didn't intend for that when he wrote the Constitution.
  8. Repeal the Affordable Care Act.  Allow insurance companies to reject pre-existing conditions.  If you can't afford health insurance, you probably shouldn't have a cell phone.  Just saying.
  9. Bring back Bush's state-sanctioned torture program.  Cause it's teh right thing to do.
  10. Women not working is truly the centerpiece of family values.
Welcome to 2012 America!!

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