Kristen Billy Pens Love Letter

Kristen Billy puts his feelings down on the internets

The Fold Blog's very own resident Republican Fantasy Worlder, Kristen Billy, has written a love letter to his newest heroes.

Dear Fold Blog; I have tried to stay away but I can't.  My affection is too strong and it's too emotionally exhausting to keep trying.  In the many months since reading the blog I have found myself yelling back at my Fox News teevee set; not even watching all of Hannity's show; catching myself referencing and linking back to the site; and not even tuning my car to AM to listen to my former crush Rush Limbaugh tell me what I should think and say about America.  Don't think you are some sort of rogue healer though.  There's only one rogue patriot in this country and I think we all know who that is.  You have helped me ease back to reality; albeit slowly and with a caress I haven't felt since entering a bathroom stall with Sen. Larry Craig.  Sure you have smooth hands but not near as smooth as was Ted Haggard's before the Lord healed him.  Nor do you have the beauty of prose Rep. Mark Foley has from his sweet texts to me.  Yet this is a journey with affection worth savoring.

You all will remember Kristen Billy is well known for his multiple personality disorder where he frequently tries to comment under other assumed names like Rachel, Middle Class Bill, Kristen, Paul, Guest, Sanity, Shanks, etc...  What he's probably best known for, though, is his insistence George Bush didn't create a $1.49 trillion deficit; that a mention of a projection (which is used daily by Washington) negates all economic and budget arguments.  That a situation a president inherits is meaningless.  And don't forget the biggest Republican Fantasy World point ever made: looking at Bush's entire 8 years in office and not freezing time in 2007 when things were decent, is inaccurate and creates a false sense that Bush was a disaster for the country and not fiscally responsible.  It looks like he still has a way to go but we applaud the progress.  But sorry Billy, we'll leave the tea bagging to you Republicans.