Letter to Bryan Fischer

To: bfischer@afa.net
From: chris@thefoldblog.com
Subject: Gen. 1:28

Rev. Bryan Fischer:

I was encouraged to see your recent blog post about killing the Grizzly Bears living in Yellowstone National Park. I for one am glad to see somebody finally standing up for our rights granted to us in Genesis which gives white males humans dominion over all the things earth related.  I too have been bothered by the recent unwarranted attacks by "savage beasts" without rhyme or reason.  Who are they to kill us?  We should be killing them; like you say by shooting "these man-eaters on sight."  That will learn them.

One thing liberals are not understanding is how do they think we got rid of the dinosaurs?  We all know that white males humans walked this earth with the dinosaurs and that we finally got tired of being killed by them and rebuked them in the word of Genesis 1:28 capping their ass until there were none left.  Maybe the Grizzlies should take notice.

I am, however, cautioned that you stopped short of calling for an all-out uprising against the beasts of this earth.  Did God only destroy half the earth with a flood the last time we were cursed?  Did God only call for one of Lot's daughters to have sex with him?  No, it was all or nothing.  God is not a halfway God.  I do hope that you re-seek your interpretation and find that God is calling all of us to wage war against all beasts and/or things that perturb us.

Your servitude partner in God (in a manly heterosexual way),

Chris

p.s., this does explain a lot