This Is How Patriots Raise Taxes!

You see Republicans are so against taxes and tax increases that the only time they can support such a thing is to raise revenues to fight off President Obama's invasion of their county.

LUBBOCK (CBSDFW.COM) - A Texas leader is warning of what he calls a ‘civil war’ and possible invasion of United Nations troops if President Barack Obama is re-elected.

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head is convinced that Mr. Obama winning a second term would lead to a revolt by the American people and he’s is pushing a tax increase for the district attorney’s office and the Lubbock County Sheriff’s Office. He says the money is needed to “beef up” it’s resources in case President Obama wins the November election.

In a sane world this would be considered top-dollar retard. But in today's world, a world where George Bush is a fiscal conservative and Mitt Romney is a tough guy, stuff like this is merely the GOP getting its base out to vote. Oh and to raise taxes because Republicans would never raise taxes (Reagan's 11 tax increases don't count) unless it's to wage war against Obama's Big Government and then it's a Patriotic Tax Increase designed to Save America!!