Wednesday Morning Excuses

Before all the hoopla begins on Wednesday, I wanted to jot down the five biggest excuses/conspiracy theories Republicans are going to be using to contend that President Obama's reelection was stolen proving that he is not a legitimate president.  Yes they are that crazy and yes they are that easy to predict.

I'm tempted to start off with Hurricane Sandy as reason number one for Republicans.  But since it's so new of an excuse, I think it needs some more time to simmer.

1. Romney was a flawed candidate.  He didn't run as a true conservative with all of our values in morals as his first priority.
2. Hurricane Sandy was an October Surprise that blew the election to Obama's favor.  An election Romney was winning they think.
3. Voter fraud.  Black Panthers, Chicago thugs, and early voting stole the election.
4. The media wanted Obama from the beginning and there was no way they were going to let him lose.
5. Obama ran as a conservative proving once again we are a conservative nation.