Despite Years of Claiming a Bachelor's Degree, Christine O'Donnell Finally Gets One

Tea bagger Christine O'Donnell who I first mentioned in the post below is really capturing my attention.  I think her candidacy is the embodiment of what we are seeing all over the country.  A relatively unknown person who thinks the government is being occupied by enemies believes she can reclaim the Christian foundation the Founding Fathers intended for every American.  Not that she disagrees on a policy level with Democrats or didn't vote for the president, but that anyone who does not believe everything she believes and does it exactly the way she wants it done is an enemy that must be destroyed, and obviously not adhering to the Bible.

In 2008 or 2006 a candidate like O'Donnell would not have stood a chance.  The country was tired of George Bush theologans and desparately wanted a break from GOP rule.  But 2010 is a totally different story.  With the Democrats capturing huge majorities in Congress and the rise of a popular black man to the presidency whose father was born a Muslim in Africa, the right wing with solid help from Fox News has been able to convince millions of people that America is doomed unless we turn back to God.

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Now when they say God, they mean their God.  Not your God but their God.  When Glenn Beck holds his Beckapalooza on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and tells the 80,000 in attendance that God is leading him and the country needs to listen, he absolutely means his God and not yours.  Interesting to point out, Glenn Beck's God was born on Planet Kolob.  Doesn't sound very Christian to me but who am I too judge.

Back to my point.  Christine O'Donnell not only believes the Bible frowns on masturbation because it creates lust, she is also so into Biblical principles that she's been lying about her college degree.  For years she has listed herself as a graduate of Fairleigh Dickinson University.  Only the truth is she never graduated.  Well until this week that is.  Luckily for her the Bible doesn't say anything about lying while tea bagging.  And luckily for her since she is a female having nuts slapped on her face means it's heterosexual which the Bible says is awesome.