Another Stint in Rehab Would Do You Some Good

Last Wednesday the drug-addicted Rush Limbaugh was busy floating around his new theory that President Obama was handed bin Laden by al Qaeda to help his reelection chances.  You know since they are friends and all.  By Monday Fat Boy's little warped mind had forgotten all about his theory of Obama's buddy system and blamed Obama's lack of leadership for the Middle East violence.  Forgetfulness, paranoia, rash judgment and uncontrollable lying are all signs of heavy opiate abuse.  It's probably time to get back in rehab fat boy.