Deep Thought

What is going on in this country when you can't even refer to Mexicans as "wetbacks" and compare gays to pedophiles and bestiality?  It's almost like the country I grew up in isn't even around anymore.

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Remember when the greatest problem facing America was the president got a blowjob?

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Does Chief Justice Roberts recent decision make him an islamosocialistfascist or socialistislamofascist??

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Two-thirds of Republicans in two of the most hardcore Republican states in the Union, Alabama and Mississippi, voted against Mitt Romney.  What does that say about the presumed nominee?

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I have a strange calmness. Not sure what to make of it.

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Rather certain my cold is a right wing conspiracy to shut me down.

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But I thought only Democrats rigged elections????????  Could Fox News be lying to me again?

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I'm so glad Herman Cain is the only black person in America with a birth certificate.

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You can't have the top two candidates vying for your party's nomination have two decades of nothing but complete support for an individual health insurance mandate and then try and argue your opponent in the general election is un-American for agreeing.  It doesn't work that way.  In no sane world is such a scenario possible.

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When is Herman Cain going to be forced to submit his birth certificate?

*Update:

I was just informed that Cain is a Republican candidate and thus a proven freeborn Patriot!  Only Democrats with funny names and dark skin are subject to questions surrounding citizenship and love of America.

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How long before tea bagging Republicans take credit for the Wall St. protests?

*editor's note:

I suppose I could also phrase this to include Libertarians since they have been talking for decades about Revolution! and disturbing the status quo of elitist power.  However, after some thought, the term "Republicans" is still correct since a Libertarian is simply someone who votes Republican.

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Barack Obama is a war president too!!

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Thank goodness it's the 12th and I don't have to watch Saddam flying planes into our buildings a thousand times today.

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Since when does soliciting a man on Craigslist for a "really good time," meeting him in a hotel room, telling him your a state legislature, grabbing his butt, whipping out your cock, paying him $100 cash, an iPad and a Blackberry mean you've violated your anti-gay platform?????

I don't see how any of that stands in contrast to a superbly unblemished anti-gay record.

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Surely Bush deserves the credit for the Revolution in Libya too.

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Watching Boehner give the response and talk about fiscal responsibility is like watching Dahmer say he cared for his victims.

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Really says something about our national discourse when more people are shocked at the Casey Anthony verdict then about the fact the Iraq war death toll is the highest it's been in 3 years where we've spent nearly a trillion tax payer dollars in over 8 years of war.

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Tuesday is the new Monday

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Just imagine what this country will become when everyone has access to health care. Imagine.

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If you can't post your wiener then you're a girl.